"Do I want one with a bay window, or a large window with a fan light?"
Luckily for you, three of each are available. The added bonus is the un-inspired yard completely devoid of any walkways leading to the front doors of these houses (note - they are each free standing - not attached).
What makes this particularly hacky is the back story here: Years back, a road was constructed in a sprawling soybean field to alleviate traffic congestion on a neighboring busy thoroughfare. Land developers (holding profit over logic) did as expected and began building up crap all along this road in hopes of (I suppose) one day creating as much traffic congestion as the road it was constructed to aid.
This lovely spread here was one of those first projects. Luckily, it stops at six. which is four too many when you only have two "unique" house plans.
"Hey, Bob. Which house is yours?"
"Its the one with the uselessly-steep roof"
"Um...Which one specifically?"
"Well, it is the one with the enormous garage in place of where a front door would traditionally be."
"Um...Geez, Bob. Is it the one on the right or on the left?"
"Hmm...like if you are looking at it or away from it?"
"Bob, you suck so much."
*click*
(both featured sets are located in Greenwood, Miss - Photographed by me in December, 2009)


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